i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
(via realityvstheoptimist)
how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him
this wall looks nice, but i think it’d look better with you against it
i will use this
(Source: martyseamusmcfly, via electric--souls)
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
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